In my opinion, I don’t agree that being a pirate is a good thing. I don’t agree because pirates live on boats where there can be storms with big waves. I don’t like warm places but pirates do. I also don’t agree because I don’t like sword fighting. Finally, I don’t agree because I don’t like funny pirate songs.
I don’t like going on boats, because when there are big waves you can’t make them stop. I don’t like places that are warm because they are too hot for me. I don’t like sword fighting because you can get poked with a sword and that hurts. I don’t like funny pirate songs because they don’t sound that good. That is why I don’t want to be a pirate.